Top Ten Signs it is Going to be a Bad Thanksgiving

10.  The gravy is tainted with melamine 

9.  You invite a poor, homeless man to your house for dinner only to discover that it is Danny Bonaduce

8.  Your date gives himself cranberry sauce sideburns

7.  Sarah Palin stops by to declare your dining table a continent

6.  Due to bad economy, you must choose between having meat or keeping the family dog

5.  Granny has really bad gas

4.  During Macy’s Parade Santa gives you the finger

3.  Turkey stuffed with used Kleenex

2.  Football players decide to resolve their differences by putting on Victorian dresses, drinking tea, and gossiping about John Madden’s wardrobe

1.  Label claims that it is Pakistan’s finest wine

2 Responses to “Top Ten Signs it is Going to be a Bad Thanksgiving”


  1. 1 Jared Weekly November 26, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Poor Palin and Bonaduce.

    What’s wrong with cranberry sauce sideburns? I need them for my elvis impression where I use a turkey leg for a mike

  2. 2 Anthony M. Freed November 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm

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