Recently, Princeton Theological Seminary launched a new website design. Given that the guts of the site still appear to be a jumbled morass, some have likened it to putting lipstick on a pig. Nonetheless, it seems to me that the launching of a new website design would be a golden opportunity for the Seminary to launch a new slogan. Seeing as how I am such a helpful chap, I have thought up of a few and listed them below:
Princeton Theological Seminary:
… Proudly offering the least flexible meal plan – ever.
… Who needs administrative systems?
… Find a faculty member outside of class, win $100!
… All dorms have pre-war indoor plumbing!
… Riding the coattails of the distinguished Princeton name.
… Offering an X-Prize if you can map our wi-fi coverage!
… Bringing people from every corner of the world together so that they can ignore each other like NYC subway passengers.
… Nursing home for decrepit trees.
… Worst seminary out there; except for all the others!
As always, I am open to suggestions. Add your own in the comments section. Show your PTS pride!
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